11:03 p.m. Whats a lie i you lovn me. Let's cuddle.
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
God, you're like boner-b-gone
Balls are wasted. Waste are ballsted. Ballsd wasted
You guys crashed sarahs vespa into a snowbank and its still there. not cool.
They wouldn't let me go to sleep at the police station while I was waiting to bail u out. YOU OWE ME
The ice cream man just told me to use protection.
If that's all it takes to cure your hangovers then you need to drink more.
I'm just gonna go with where the wind takes me. if it takes me to his dick, so be it.
Can we go one day without you telling me that your dick misses me
I better make out with at least 3 princesses and 4 animals this weekend.
To be honest. I have two poptarts in my jacket pockets. No one knows. I am pro stealth.
As in, legitimately worried. You just sent me a 6 message long text that did not contain any complete words.
Been smoking since 4. The inevitable finally happened: I bought a cheesecake.
DID YOU OR DID YOU NOT, PEE IN MY FUCKING TRASHCAN?!
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