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• (413): View more from Massachusetts

  Last night this chick queefed when I was going down on her. Thinking if you! xo

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• (401): View more from Rhode Island

  You should've come with us, we're at Home Depot looking for men.

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• (703): View more from Virginia

  why is there a picture of someone wearing Tevas with socks taped on the wall?

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• (781): View more from Massachusetts

  He has that cheese in a can and he's eating it. I have never seen that outside a goofy movie.

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• (252): View more from North Carolina

  he wanted me to put the condom on for him. I was high and couldn't figure it out.. so instead we played xbox.

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• (917): View more from New York City

  And I'm PMSing. So if I'm not crying, I'm masturbating.

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• (615): View more from Tennessee

  After this weekend, it looks come this holiday season I'll be walking in a winter abortionland.

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• (604): View more from British Columbia

  It was fun, but I mean, any day that starts with shower tequila is bound to be good.

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• (509): View more from Washington

  Dude found out there's an open bar at the celebration of life thing for my grandma which is at noon. Now I know why I can drink so much

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• (920): View more from Wisconsin

  Heb just said, and I quote, "let's go to Who's On Third and fuck a fishbowl with our mouths. I am going to fuck this van." and then he humped a van.

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• (801): View more from Utah

  You know you're hung-over when you're smoking and have the strong urge to eat the cigarette. No more buckets of gin. No. More. Ever.

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• (605): View more from South Dakota

  Well you were hungry, by then you cried and called yourself a basic bitch for eating crackers

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• (610): View more from Pennsylvania

  My uterus feels like it went 8 rounds with Mike Tyson. And that was only a quickie.

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• (876): View more from Jamaica

  Was banging my ex last night when his roommate walked in... We kept going. #goaheadandwatch

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• (910): View more from North Carolina

  Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind

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