I swear to god he's a one man village people.
Just got Netflix. Dexter Marathon. Still in my PJ's. Only eaten cookie dough and drinking a 40. I have never reeked so strongly of lonely .
It was the third Sunday in a row that I woke up in his bathtub. So no our sex life isn't that great anymore.
Soo time for a life change, my 6 yr old sister made my gf a puke bucket for her birthday
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The strip club called, they have your shoe.
So ahh..."Multicultural Night" turned into "Fuck the Neighbor Night"
She just laid there, sucking on a piece of steak, with the most content look on her face. Just before she passed out (steak still on her mouth) she said the cat box needed to be emptied
No we are not "bros" because I came out of my moms vagina& you went in there.
They put 3 tbs of cinnamon in vodka shots and called it the "cinnamon death challenge"
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Well, I watched a girl proposition a shit ton of people, try to take a cocktail waitresses job and then proceed to walk into a wall. Damn, I'm a little jealous.
How many drinks/blunt hits do you think I could get if I wore an "it's my birthday" shirt
i love it when bitches who pick on you in high school get fat. thank you facebook you have made my day.
I just want the relationship Bob and Linda Belcher have- is that too much to ask?!
I wish everyone could suck his dick. It was an honor.
Why the HOLY HELL is my dog on my roof??? Sam?? Why is the dog wearing my pants