This girl told me she was a virgin the other day. I felt like I was talking to a unicorn.
I woke up to him eating me out, listening to classical music.
Walt I've been the third wheel taking shotssssssssssssssssolo. Each s is for each solo shot.
You used up your allotted blow job minutes for the month of April last night anyways
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You are like the only girl I know who tells their booty call to go find another girl just cause you want more sleep.
I'm so glad we both made out with him though. I feel like that really brought us together
You meet the best people naked in a hot tub at 2 am.
I'm officially no longer allowed to make any of my own decisions regarding alcohol, men, or the combination of both. Thats up to you now. Do me proud.
The cops spotted my on my walk of shame down the boardwalk and gave me a ride home. I'm starting to make a name for myself here.
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I think he's trying to finish jacking off before throwing up again
First he fixed my gutter. Then he flogged me and fucked me. Then he bought me a new vacuum cleaner. I don't understand Daddy Dom stuff but I ain't mad at it.
I may have taken the entire adderall. I FEEL LIKE THE FUCKIN HULK. I can't stop cleaning and organizing and doing the clean things
I just paid my school fees like a real adult who doesn't get accidentally drunk on a Tuesday night
It's not a walk of shame if you run
It's not even noon and I've had 3 people call me a savage, one of them said it in reference to the blow job I gave them. So I guess you could say it's going to be a good weekend