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• (847): View more from Illinois

  O.A.R does not stand for Old Recycled Abortions.

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• (817): View more from Texas

  Katie Perry lied, you can't just wake up and shake the glitter off your clothes.

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• (208): View more from Idaho

  On a scale of 1 to last weekend, how hungover are you?

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• (314): View more from Missouri

  There was a gorilla playing an accordion outside of my last final. I miss college already.

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• (519): View more from Ontario

  i jsut feel off the bus, but its ok the driver let me back on. a woman hid her baby from me..

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• (207): View more from Maine

  We are hot boxing the gondola

  (607): View more from New York

  I hate everything.

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• (251): View more from Alabama

  THAT IS NOT SOMETHING YOU TELL SOMEBODY THE FIRST TIME YOU MEET THEM IN THE DARK.

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• (902): View more from Pr Edwrd Is, Nva Sctia

  Not only have I fallen off the wagon, it ran me over and just kept going...

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• (251): View more from Alabama

  dude when im high using logic is an accomplishment that should be rewarded. make sure u get cinnamon twists

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• (479): View more from Arkansas

  The upside of a losing football weekend is that there are more sad frat boys willing to let loose their inner gay man.

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• (615): View more from Tennessee

  There was an unopened condom by my car when I went to pick it up this morning. Someone may have fucked on the hood of my car last night. Don't think it was me but I can't rule it out 100%.

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• (570): View more from Pennsylvania

  He sent me a picture of him trying to push his cock into a Gatorade bottle. I dont know if I'm impressed it didn't fit and disgusted that he sent me something so vile.

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• (540): View more from Virginia

  I'm warming McDonald's pies on my heater cause I'm too high for the microwave.

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• (407): View more from Florida

  you're the third guy in less than 24 hours she fucked. I'm glad you lost your virginity just don't act like you climbed Mt. Everest.

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• (508): View more from Massachusetts

  He couldn't give me an orgasm, but he did give me a UTI.

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