I'm chasing vodka with french fries.
If you borrow your friends real doll, should you wear a condom?
you need to know that there is a kid here wearing an i mosh for Jesus shirt
for halloween i should be pregnant. what is scarier than that?!
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this crazy girl in up in Dennys is going crazy because Bob Saget just texted her.
The way I see it, if i don't fail the midterm and blow off some of the projects, how else am I going to get motivated to study for the final ?
Was just told that I was slipped 2 hits of acid in my in flight drink before takeoff. 8 hours to Germany wish me luck
Hey dude this is some next level no homo shit but im gonna get 2 tickets to the opera and go Hail Mary on this one girl. U take the extra ticket if i fail.
You were crying in a drunken stupor for an hour because "the new daft punk album didn't blow your tits off"
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I just threw up 34 cents. What in god's name did we do last night?
you were caressing the jar of pickles then you looked down and whispered to them "I want you inside me"
Naked. naked and bneed help.
I broke my foot jumping out of YOUR window under YOUR watch. You failed me drunk guardian. You failed.
Was the picture of her twerking on a fake plant sufficient?
You know shit got weird when you watched another guy shove drugs up your wife's ass and it wasn't awkward for any of us....