My relationship with VH1 is so bittersweet
I was excited because I thought I didn't have to tell you about the crabs, but surprise! You got em!
she said she was gay. i said prove it. she said "ok i wont fuck you"
I made him hve sex with me in the elevator so that I could put my finger down in never have I ever.
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Whiskey shot with bacon bits, our version of Goldschlager WE ARE TRYIN IT.
I think you would be disgusted with me if you knew how many times I had imaginary sex with you today
Stop thinking your God dude. You passed out. God doesn't pass out...
Just found the last picture of me as a virgin. Framed it.
did you come by the house last night? I found a half eaten corn dog in the mail box.. I just figured you were drunk and needed somewhere to crash, but your no where to be found. I'll I have is this corn dog. call me when you get this. I'm worried! --mom
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Did your surprise acid trip turn out well?
Your anal douche was on bathroom counter. Now it's in dumpster. Not ok. I am mad. Very mad.
I don't need to know how horny your mother is, hun.
WHERE THE FUCK IS MY ARM DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW DIFFICULT IS IS TO TYPE WITH ONE HAND
Woke up snuggling with a large wooden rhino that I stole last night...obviously, we had fun.
Sorry for face licking, I probably won't do it again.
Also, I love cats. I sat on the floor and they sat with me.
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