R you on birth control?
No, why?
...no reason
Could you imagine if a Skynet machine combination of Bob Ross and Chuck Norris were built? It would rule the universe with a soft spoken fan brush of kung fu dominance
It would be truly incredible. I hope we are blessed with this being in our lifetime.
so im in the parking lot of taco bell eating a taco...and some girl just got out of a car and screamed at the top of her lungs "XANEX FOR SALE!!!!" i fucking love Hamilton.
I denied three guys and puked everywhere because I love you.
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I don't care. I'm going to fuck John's friend and it's all your fault.
I really want to title the album "I want to make sex with your face" but I also want a job someday. Temptations, temptations.
He thinks he's a sex addict. Just. My. Type.
A man can only lie in bed watching COPS for so long before he wants to do things that can lead him to starring on the show.
When he was leaving this morning he said I'll text you later on and I replied with if you don't that's cool too.
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Well I didn't spend $7 on an Uber just to get limp dick
I CAN SEE SO MANY PENISES. There are so many visible penises here.
Where are you???
Yoga class :(
you had her IN YOUR BED NO PANTS AND YOU GAVE HER THW BOOT?!?!?!
Stage five clinger bro. had to go.
Of course my parents remember you. You showed them your tits
You can't hold me to anything I said last night; I was drunk on orgasms.
He ate me out in the warehouse on a pallet of sunlight soap. I fucking love night shift!
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