doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
Writing my paper on freud at bar
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Going up to girls and asking if they were anal explosive or anal retentive as children
Smooth
I plan on putting pajamas back on after I shower. Today is going to be awesome.
I gave my ex the dutch oven last night. How was your night?
The stories of what you did in Cuba got home before you.
Its trashy in the best of ways. Like a stripper working to pay for college.
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
I think there was chlamydia in those woods.
Random Survey Question: If things start getting serious with this cop, do I have to stop doing coke?
After last night I think its official. Deep down, we like alcohol more than we like women.
Jesus, you make out with one twin then sleep with the other and suddenly they don't want to play soccer with you... So sensitive...
So I was putting on a condom and looked to my right to not make eye contact, she said did you just look at the American flag while putting that on. I said this one's for Team USA.
I basically gave Miranda rights to the guy I hooked up with, jus so we were all clear what was happening
Uber southern baptist grandma and uber flaming cousin just got into an argument about whether jesus is OK with gay marriage. Aren't these things only supposed to happen at Thanksgiving?
My boss's toddler just went through my bag and found your vibrator...you owe me a drink.
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