I just had the ultimate walk of shame. I'm barefoot, in his gym short with vomit in my hair and I walked half a mile through campus. At noon. Thanks for picking up ur phone
WTF YOU HAVE A GIRLFRIEND?
Oh yeah that.
you were stumbling around in your attic looking for all your swim team medals because you wanted to "feel like a champion."
I just saw a sign that said "STRIPPERS!!! As seen on Jerry Springer!". As if Springer is the highest honor. I'm pretty sure we're in south Georgia.
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i think the beer goggles wore off after hearing the story of her 2nd abortion
I could've eaten a live cat and wouldn't remember it today. That level of drunk.
If you could smell my eyes you'd understand the whole story
Standards? I'm sitting on his couch eating microwaved ramen wearing his wife's t-shirt. I don't remember what having standards even feels like.
I'm so hungover it hurts to blink.. oh sweet merciful Christ what have I done
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i was giving head the other day and thought of your all penis tastes the same quote and couldnt stop laughing
He is asleep with his dick hanging out of my my little pony pajamas. I am required to wake this man up by blowjob
Your sexual fantasies often terrify me but get a pic
Nooo, I ran into two if my exes, both having their engagement parties at the bar. It was like a fucking Eskimo family reunion, but with more tequila.
I figured working in my office on the 34th floor I'd be safe railing xanax off my desk. Of course, I snort it just in time for the window washer guy to give me a thumbs up.
She fell off the bed and giggled until she passed out naked. It was really weird.
Probably not gonna date her.
Mom just told me I need to start having sex.