If you borrow your friends real doll, should you wear a condom?
You can call me Bill Clinton. I brought 2 good looking Asians home last night.
Someone told me that drinking would get me no where in life. Drinking has gotten me everywhere in life.
a drug dealer just gave me his business card. it had his face on it drinking a 40oz
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i saw her thong sticking out from across the bar...that was my cue
positive spin of the day: since my nose is blocked from allergies cleaning the puke this morning was much easier
You tipped the bathroom lady $20 and then yelled "IT'S YOUR LUCKY DAAAAAAAY" at her.
i was staring at it trying to desperately see a vagina
Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
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Been home for 3 days and already spiked coffee with Kahlua. Only 106 till we go back to school
We don't have a lot of plans besides weed and cake
Ive never seen him vulnerable before. He just had surgery and looked so cute on his crutches. like a little baby bird with a broken wing. that i wanted to nurse back to health. with my vagina
her fuck buddy was butt ass naked in our kitchen making waffles but they tasted so bomb
He has a penis. Therefore, he counts.
Thanks for going with me today. It’s been a long time since I bought bra and panties because of a guy
It’s called “shopping for lingerie” and it’s one of the many exciting and sexy things that follow a divorce, along with sexting, sleepovers, and orgasms
But, our next lesson is picking up a younger guys at the bar!
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