PS- did you die? If you did just text "dead" to me, so that I know.
she kept yelling 'call me bella'
Cops showed up at 4 am to address a noise complaint and she called them pussies for not doing shots with us.
Grandma was not a fan of the beer-can ornaments. Not "traditional".
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I will not hesitate to go down on a dick for some cream soda.
All of the sudden your world had become nothing but the sum of visible dicks. Welcome to life.
Hypothetically going to the gym on coke was a good idea
Is it too forward to say "stop being a good friend and start being a good fuck buddy"
Ill tap morse code on the ceiling when im ready for you to come down amd smoke
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Spider-Man is making out with Wonder Woman while Captain Kirk feels up Princess Lea. Nice to see nerd barriers broken down at Comic Con.
She asked me to dress as captain planet for halloween and told me she was gonna suck the pollution out of my dick.
Teach me the ways of your demonic sorcery.
Maybe? I'm not shaving my pubes for a maybe type of night.
I will not abuse the gift that was given to me
You were given a vagina and you abuse that pretty hard
Who brings a stripper to breakfast at the dining hall? What was the plan? Impress her with his meal plan?
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