My dad just told me he used to masturbate to cat woman...he then proceeded to beat my brother in beer pong and wont let me play...
Someone just proposed in Subway. Trying not to laugh.
just did a beer bong in the shower while i was taking an actual shower its officially football time
I have bruises on the inside of my thighs from sliding down the stair case...thanks for encouraging that slut show
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Sex on roller skates
Floating mattress
Tie
You'd think somebody who rolls blunts like jesus himself could roll a god damn burrito
Lets ignore the fact that you want to turn your dorm room into a sex dungeon and focus on the real issues here.
He's scared I want a relationship? How does texting him at three am and sleeping with four of my exes symbolize that?
I think I freaked him out last night. We got back to my place and I made chicken nuggets, chicken Alfredo, and half of one of those huge oreida hashbrown bags. And then ate all of it
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Thanks for being the best husband and reassuring my fuck buddy that you're comfortable with my adultery. You da real MVP.
I just watched an intern spill two trays of coffee inside a spinning door
Best exit from a building ever
Definitely went down on him last night while he was wearing a cape. He randomly kept swirling it around me and "revealing me" in the mirror like a magic trick. I'm not even a little upset, it's fun fucking younger guys.
I can't dude. Last time I was there, I blew the bartender in the bathroom at last call.
You set a couch on fire in my brothers backyard?
Just the cushions
Stupid Covid-19
The universal cock block of this decade
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