Since she's grinding up on your thigh right now, I'm sending you this text hoping it makes your phone vibrate in her vagina
i have essays due online every friday...im just going to write 'im hungover' for every one
I don't want to be with anyone who doesn't accept me for who I am. eating cheeseburgers in bed is my favorite activity.
i'm pretty sure i can feel a baby kicking just looking at him. if he didnt impregnate you, you officially have an iron-clad uterus.
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only i would grind with someone to harp music at a gay wedding
Relaxed was like phase 1 of this phase 7 high
I actually just took 17 pictures of some guy at the gas station that needs to marry me now
his ex girlfriend sent him a pic of her naked in the bathtub so I sent her a pic of me sucking his dick
I licked your asshole in confidence.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He just flipped the beer pong table and set the ceiling fan on fire things are about to get crazy
at this point I think you're judging my taste in men
I swear I'm not
It's okay, I'm judging my taste in men
rowboat hit a rock. taking on water. going down fast. bring cheerios.
aye aye capn
No way man ... This is real life. Complete sentences and everything.
Abby there's no shame in reading porn. It takes more work than watching I suppose
Vocabulary what?!? Shakespeare is my bitch.
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