Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
Last night is one of those stories you hear about on 20/20 right after they make a law banning 90% if what I did.
Do NOT cum in me, on me, or in my bed.
I get free beer too. Its called a vagina and its accepted everywhere like visa
We left the window open. My vibrators funeral is at 2ish.....bring a side dish or some shit.
I come back home for break and my room is full of weed either my parents really love me or they are having more fun then I am in college
Hope I didn't wake u up but I woke up and there is a shirt, boxers, belt and jeans on my balcony, along with a naked guy who claimed to scale the building
If you already knew specifically that I was smoking a bowl in my remodeled bathroom AND THEN still wanted to initiate sexting, please proceed to the altar and marry me this instant.
We went rollerblading down high street singing "Free Falling"in ketchup and mustard costumes. A car full of guys drove by and yelled out their window "Need a hot dog with that?!" Naturally, we woke up at their apartment.
Apparently hitting a bong with your mouth half numb is hilarious but frustrating!
Sooo I ended up ugly crying at the drive thru window at 10 pm last night....how was your valentine's day?
Well what did you order
all I remember is grinding on everyone in the room regardless of gender and quoting the lion king non-stop. We need to stop buying Jameson.
The air tonight was full of shame when we saw each other.
Well if u wouldn't have had sex on the front porch last night I think that could have been avoided.
His hair is as curly as mine. It was like watching me go down on myself.
Call me Sherlock Holmes, bitch.
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