Yeah, getting the HI-fiVe would really put a damper on my whoring around.
Pretty sure that this text will cost me like $5 but just wanted you to know that I just smoked a bowl of kush, about to walk around shopping for hookers and i get 3 credit hours for this study abroad .... have fun studying for finals.
i finally found my car by the hideout. it was parked in an employee only parking space with a torn up piece of paper in the back window with the word employee scribbled on it.
Smoked a Vape in the library status: completed
i don't know man, last time i saw her she was applying sunblock to her vagina
So apparently we wrote "Lube Shopping" in Paula's diary on every friday for the rest on the year....
Can you explain to me why there are fake boobs glued on my chest?
At least you get to smell pizza at your job. I just smell despair all day long.
Should I be concerned you put your last name in my phone as "danger"?
He sent me a snapchat of him singing wrecking ball. Guess what the wrecking ball was. Hint: he literally came.
Just reintroduced tequila back into my life...so that's happening
YAS SHES BACK AND BETTER THAN EVER
Broken leg sex is fun because I just get to lay there
Oh no. Did we do a blood oath again?!
When I meet her I'm going to have to resist the urge of saying "hey! We're Eskimo sisters!"
Dude she is fucking shit up. Her baby would be proud
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