Saw a dead body on the way to the casino. I think that's a good sign.
we went to a bar last night, drank beer in plastic cups. I took pics w/a random kid i pulled into a photobooth & i have easy mac in my purse. I belong here.
he's my edward cullen
I am pretty sure Edward Cullen never had an all-day drinking binge topped off with some blow.
Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
We are like the golden girls with less cheesecake and more drugs.
stranger just walked up to the fridge at the party, took the hawaiin punch out, drank it straight from the bottle, looked at everyone who stared in awe and said "im fucking thirsty" and put it back.
I'm too tired to go all the way tonight, especially if you're going to quote Katy Perry at me during
I think it's our patriotic duty to get high and watch the state of the union tonight
i convinced her i need a blow job every morning to wake up because i have a medical condition.
I've just stalked all the hot guys who have clicked "attending". I now know which guys are "yes", "maybe" and "no". I only hope my drunk self remembers.
A reason for us to be drunk all week National Singles Week
I hope none of us try to run for public office one day
Just called the boss a "cunt baguette". To her face. This is why I can't drink with people from work. Know of anywhere that's hiring?
ICE CREAM AND CAKE BITCHESSSSSS
At one point I believe I was despencing medical advice while wearing a sombrero and a hulk hand
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