We convinced her the game "just the tip" was a billiards game. She was asking a couple guys if they wanted to play as we left. I kinda don't want to ask her how the rest of the night went.
17 year olds will be the death of me.
I just remember her telling me "Hi, my names Kaissa and I'm a lesbian" over and over and over and over again as I was crying.
You were running around drunk in a Toga chasing the frat's Husky. Of course they remember you.
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But for future reference, it might help your game if you don't tell the girl you're trying to get on your dick that she's "not the worst thing you've ever seen"
accidentally stumbled into a construction site at 3am on the way home. The bulldozer was locked so we had to settle for rerouting traffic with all the orange cones...
Yeah I was thinking something along the lines of "I almost died, lets celebrate with sex. Come over"
Bitch guess who just got a fucking taser
Let's say hypothetically if you were going to put icing on a penis and then lick it clean...what would you ice it with? Not a knife right?
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I don't know if the fact that I carry lube in my purse means I'm living life right or I'm doing it wrong..
You are the best. Or certainly adequate for tempering my unholy desires.
That's the nicest thing you've ever said to me.
i just want things to go smoothly
oh they won't lmao
I'm hammerd and his penis is still the size of a giraffe's neck
I just spent 30 minutes plucking my 2 month grown out pubes with tweezers so I’m hope your night is going better than mine
I'm waiting for you in a manthong right now.
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