someone called me shannon dorrhety annnd it hurt my feelingsd.
All I did today at work was try to remember in vivid detail what your cock looks like.
dpoing straight shots of jhameson. boys are imp ressed. i apologize
oh my god. i just found my camera... on top of the bush outside of my house. never let me drink everclear again
By connection do you mean me drunkenly grinding my ass on his lap for an extended period of time? If so, then yes, we had a "connection"
I kno. She bruised her chin trying to swim thru the hardwood floor.
Dont ask, hes out back rolling around in the yard freaking out. literally just had a 15 minute conversation, only word i could make out was "yellow"
I'm considering failing out of my last semester of college just so I can keep fucking him.
Im done having sex . he ruined it for me after he said " can we use my penis as a shovel ?"
begin the sex magic rocket ship countdown
Well, let's see..I held him while he cried for 30-40 minutes, woke up on his couch AND he gave me a ride home in his underwear. Shit show is not even the half of it.
wow bdsm is so cute
Can you pay somone's bail with a credit card or just cash? I feel like you would know this.
Just stalked the girl I hooked up with last night's boyfriend. He seems nice, I approve.
I will give him this, every time we go to the club he gets a stripper's actual number.
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