I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
New channing tatum movie.
I'll bring my vibrator.
just walked past a girl in her cap and gown puking her brains out beside a tree. her friends were taking pictures of her.
while cleaning my room, i've found many wonderful things. one of these is the card you gave me for my eighteenth birthday. it's a christmas card that says "i want to stick it in your sponger"
i'm sorry, i thought "hey, she wants TO FUCK YOU" was a good enough cue
your brother is wearing shin guards in the swimming pool. i have a feeling that this happens often
In your drunken brilliance did you make bagel with what appears to be mac and cheese smeared on top and pink icing dip? Because if so it is sitting on the counter
He always takes home straight guys. He plays One Night Stand on Ledgendary Mode
T minus 20 hours until we forget our names, find some city cowboys, and g&t into the night.
HE STARTED HUMMING THE THEME TO STAR WARS!! WHILE I'M SUCKING HIS DICK!!
All I can think about are the cheese it's on my desk at work this morning. Like are those apologetic cheese it's or does he seriously think he still has a shot..
"I feel morally obligated to vote for him since he's my drug dealers dad"
I just ate cream cheese straight for my dog
I'm afraid to ask what that means
sorry for pouring tequila vodka and whiskey down your throat and left you to sleep on a table
My moms new boyfriend looks like Stu Pickles if he was in a biker gang. He gave me free coke though, so come party?
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