The next morning she woke up and asked who I was and where she was.
OMG I just tried to text you something dirty but accidentally texted the obama campaign
they thought it would be fun to get out their yearbook and see who hooked up with the most guys..I won...I don't even go to the same school
She is going down in cock block history. He went in to kiss me and she threw her hand between our faces and yelled "DENIED!"
Please tell me what happened last night... specifically who told me it was a good idea to pee in my shoe.
My warmest regards to the fish in that koi pond I puked in.
At a Jewish lesbian wedding. I stick out like a sore, uncircumcised penis.
I just found pizaa roll in my hair. Already been to class today
thank you whoever used my nalgene as a flask. pregamin in chem
Just finished off half a bottle of vodka. Can't take in anymore liquids so I ate 3 spoonfuls of your powdered gatorade to fight off the hangover. Wish me luck and check me for a pulse when you get in!
I went to work hungover and threw up in the break room. Told them I was pregnant and then said I quit. I don't have a job now, thanks vodka.
That's the 2nd med student that has had his tongue in my butthole, what gives.
I think i got my first booty call. it was like she came to my house. sex. leave.
Congratulations. Welcome to the wonderful world of quick dirty secret sexy time.
thanks... i think. haha
The condoms have been found. I repeat: THE CONDOMS HAVE BEEN FOUND. he isn't a collector!!!
I'm glad that we laid to rest the suspicion that he was keeping them in a scrapbook. yayy
I'm going to be there later than expected. There was a yo-yo incident...
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