He introduced her to the DMA meeting by saying: in the past few years i've never seen someone work so hard for so little success
@ a funeral. fucking miss uuuu
I put it into a sports analogy for him: there are three teams in the league- friends, fuck buddies, and dating, and the fuck buddies roster is full, pick an alternate team
We need to either drink and not go to waffle house or go to waffle house and not drink. I need to know which is causing these shits.
There's two big trays of water in our freezer. I just hope they freeze by Saturday. for the ice luge.
its Wednesday...
they're reeeeeally big trays
Are we going out tonight?
My conscience says no but my vag says yes
no you're not allowed back
come on. everbeers was a great idea. you fucks had a great night
Rainbow fish was a wild success, got wasted at 6 gave away most my scales and made out with max from where the wild things are.You'd be so proud
Now that makes it sound like you had sex with a guy in batman costume and you never took the mask off so you can't 100 percent be sure.
Wouldn't life be so much easier if you could just walk up to attractive men and say, "Let me bear your children" and it wouldn't be creepy?
Or possibly end in a restraining order?
I'd say it's his fault for never running us through proper protocol for "catching your RA in the middle of him banging some girl"
Just accidentally walked into a parade for Jesus
I literally have anal toys soaking in the bathroom sink and dinner on the stove. If that doesn't scream "domestic goddess", I don't know what the fuck does.
I Woke up still tied to the bed. I would say, it was a good night!
At one point in the night, as we were running from the cops, I clearly remember you yelling "little gnomes are tickling the insides of my body!" ...that high.
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