Have you ever slowed down next to the oldest people on the highway while getting road head just to see their extended reaction?
i only shaved half my leg
on purpose
you kept telling everyone that you were the mayor of silverware town
Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
i may have reached my "but im high so it's cool" quota for the month.
So I think his penis grew over the weekend. Is that possible or does absence make the dick grow longer?
At least I know she didn't hear me crawl to my room. Or did I walk on my hands? Fuck if I know.
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...he tried to burn down someone's house once. ABORT ABORT ABORT
I cannot start working out. If I start to look better, I'll ruin ugly women's chances forever. So, really...I'm doing them a favor...think about it.
He's not replying to my booty call. Like wtf. You have ONE PURPOSE IN LIFE.
The homeless guy who goes through my garbage cans just gave me a flyer for an AA group.
Ok, they now been on the roof for two days. I can see 4 cases of teecate and a carton of smokes. They are yelling at "fucking fall" and pissing off the roof.
One of my life goals was never to see an uncircumcised dick. I guess that's out the window now.
I never thought in a million years that I would have a threesome with my boss and his wife and yet here we are.
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