No, computers are like whores. moody bitches that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus
you told me heaven would be the 3 of us at Moe's forever and every hot girl that walked in would ask us to play stone face
Have you been tested recently?
Well I got my shots when I was a baby so I think I'm immune
I feel like if you stuck me in a room with all my old toys it'd be the best high ever.
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My friend just ordered a beer and poured it on the floor in celebration of open bar night
I think that the winner of this years fantasy football league should get naming rights to you child
He's not so smart and obsessed with sex and lacks listening comprehension skills. I feel like i'm dating a sexually competent sesame street character.
She asked for her virginity back. I don't know what to say
I'm about to ride on a tractor i have no time for you
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So I almost just died there. And we need a new garage door.
May the power of my ass compel you!!
I feel like there's def a learning curve to the sex swing
is it still considered wake n bake if you wake up at 2 pm?
Thanks. I just smoked a bowl topless so I'm in heaven right now.
If I look at him, he starts sobbing. Please come get him; he's scaring the cats.
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