is it bad that the cashier at chick-fil-a shouted "see you tomorrow!" as i drove away?
awesome recipe for disaster- bar hopping at the airport
Hes far too high and trying to explain daylight savings time to me. Help?
i would bitch about being this hungover, but honestly im just happy to be alive after this weekend
"drunk introduce yourself to everyone colleen" came out last night... you kept grabbing guys faces that you just met and just kept saying their names over and over and over again so you wouldn't forget.. then would see them 5 minutes later to introduce yourself again..
Being single is awesome because I can still drink a bottle of wine and hate myself, but I don't have to shave my legs!
No, and she still hasn't answered me...I get a whole series of text messages about Guatemalan anal bleaching but no fucking answer to my question.
I just wanted a bootycall and now somehow I'm at his parents playing dominoes. But they have tequila so it's cool
I tried to get more sleep but the universe decided I needed a drunken freshman instead
It finally happened my mom knowingly gave me money to buy drugs i knew this day would come\n
Welp, no use in crying over spilt milk. I can't unbang her.
His beard looks like it smells like beer, cocaine and old pussy juice
She just kept screaming and saying "fucking you is like fucking a mountain"
I had Mac n cheese made with weed butter last night. Epic
I think my stomach is breaking up with me. It's giving me back everything I ever gave it.
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