dunno bout you, but i grow tired of beef curtains
We were drinking cognac with TAB. I felt like trailer park royalty.
Do you think I can haggle my way to discounted weed on 4.21?
so just saw tiger woods pull a page out of his wifes book and hit some kid in the head with a golf club
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Let's make a pact to never get in a cab at 3am together unless it's to go home or for pizza.
im almost positive that in mid thrust she told me she was pro choice
I didnt realize how badly my legs were scratched up from power-fucking him in the bushes until kate dumped a bottle of vodka on me. that shit burnedddd
Also, yes, I look pretty rough. But my ovaries fought back this morning so getting dressed decently was not a priority.
I'm wearing green eyeshadow so even if I end up totally naked I still won't get pinched.
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Getting your clit pierced is not something you want to trust to a crazy girl with an ice cube, some vodka, and a sewing needle. Trust me. I learned that the hard way.
When you're high, you dance like an injured velociraptor.
Your final is gonna be as easy for you as getting into straight girls' pants is for me.
One less thong to worry about.
One less *thing! But probably that too.
I'm here. Help me get the salsa and bong inside.
My New Year's resolution consists of less weekday hangovers, more sex, and more money.
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