that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
dude relax anyone of us could have gotten that girl pregnant
I just got turned down by a drunk fat chick. At my own birthday party. God hates me.
All I did was present the dick. You did the work. That's like thanking the pencil for a test you got an A on.
okay. this is james and youre probably never ever gonna see me again unless i really really really want some pussy. sorry.
More cowboy butts than you can shake a stick at, oh joy.
So it turns out that my mom and her dad used to hook up when they were our age
Never been so glad that I look so much like my dad that there's no question as to my paternity
There are so many things that would come back to haunt me if I ran for President someday.
like that video of you mad stoned vomiting in the bdubs parking lot after going to a pizza buffet screaming how you needed to make room for froyo
Wat
It's okay. I've dumbed down my notes over the semester because I knew I wouldn't be up to understanding things come finals.
I hugged the bouncer as we left.
Just walked into your room to get my clothes and he's still passed out in your bed. Remind me to high five you when you get home
I bruised my dick hopping over that fence last night
It's Breast Cancer Awareness Month!!!! What random hook up should check my tata's this year?!?!
Last night you were throwing up in my toilet singing "all by myself."
I'm tired of you and your emotional constipation. WHY DO YOU CLOSE YOUR EYES WHEN WE MAKE LOVE!?
Randomize
