I boned her and wore a Freddy mask once. It was pretty lol
No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
I look like a sausage in jean shorts, you should have woken up earlier and approved my outfit.
Dear vodka that I hid in a water bottle in the backseat of Blairs car, I'm sorry that she gave you away to a man on side of the road with an over heated engine. I'm sure the car doesn't appreciate you as much as I would have.
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If you ever find a dick that big chop it off and bring it to me.
the outcome of this sandwich determines whether or not i do anything else with my day..
I remember telling you it was cold out because the sun was going to explode and people were going to fight for corn. I feel I've mislead you.
It's like the bermuda triangle of cat puke
My mouth taste like pussy and my dad noticed. Hahahaha
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So which one of you fuckers changed my backgrounds while I was passed out to me holding a chicken like the statue of liberty?
We literally solved our fight using cat pictures on Instagram. True love.
I hid a TracFone in her bra. We'll find her tomorrow.
Good friends chat about sex - great friends ask about safe words.
Stoned. Scared. Bring pool noodle and onion rings.
SOOOOOO I just attempted to go to the gym, hungover. Ended up throwing up in the bathroom. I hope people think I'm just working out really hard
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