just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
Yeah no shit. My mom is giving me winecoolers as we watch a show abt alcoholics
Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
Say something about gay babies.
im at planned parenthood. the form wants to know what our usual form of contraception is?
anal.
Goodbye hot boy in my geo class...goodbye my lover, goodbye my friend. you have been the one, you have been the reason I came to claassss
You were in my dream and you got the lyrics to lollipop tattooed on your chest. Don't get it, it wasnt that cool.
So, after having sex with my 4th overweight girl in 2 weeks, I've decided Charlie Sheen syndrome is ruining my life.
Not only do I have sand in my ass, but a crab pinched me while we were fucking. Still totally worth it.
I thought it was kinda weird that her ten yearold sister was playing bartender, but hey, the girl makes a damn good drink
Just start grabbing cocks. It can't go wrong! Just say you thought you knew him and wanted to check.
Did u see the proverb she left as a comment on my picture?
I think the last straw was when you put on ice skates to go across the waxed wooden floor.
The fact that we all screamed by Felicia to a bitch actually named Felicia will be a highlight of my life
I just got baptized.
Drunkenly skinny dipping in a indoor hotel pool is not okay and does not count as a baptism.
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