Last night this chick queefed when I was going down on her. Thinking if you! xo
he refuses to go down on me anymore when he's high because he thinks my clit piercing stares at him
Dude, I would hit that so hard that whoever could pull me out would become the king of England
and everytime i fart i feel like in your heart, you can hear it
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Does my status still say I suck cocks? I don't know how to change it
i can now proudly say that ive peed off of a balcony overlooking the pacific ocean AND a balcony overlooking the atlantic ocean
Do you have any pics of the gummy penis incident?
get ready to load up the weird cannon and blow a load of buck-wildness all over the place people
I broke my arm trying to do a hand stand in my shower to wash the hate out of my asshole.
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you taught an eight year old how to shotgun a half pint of chocolate milk, that's all i'm saying
I just came so hard my hamstring felt like it was going to tear. I am also now a screamer
driving home hungover today was like a life test..it was like the goblet of fire
Were you seriously humming twinkle twinkle little star while cupping my balls?
Just discovered I was so fucked up last night I called in sick to work... TWICE
Slept on the bathroom floor again. I hope when I turn 28 I’ll stop doing that
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