she says it's "been amazing lately"
i think basically because i hate her so much i'm trying to break her in half
The Mets? Come back? That'd be like Nickelback writing a good song.
I got 70 on my final, or put differently, I got a "still graduating" on my final.
saw a pregnant woman in a bridal gown standing on the side of the road while her car was getting searched by police....cheers to new beginnings
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love being home for thanksgiving just had grandma pick me up from the frat by her house
We did however see an 87 year old guy die and get resuscitated last night at the bar. He then finished his beer and his game of pool.
I was so drunk. I apparently did a flip over the balcony using it as monkey bars. Ya I hurt a bit today
onest when I told you I'm a paramedic but I'm also a stripper.
Oh my god I just remembered I bit a stripper last night.
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Dude between pissing everywhere and all of those frogs, that bathroom got wrecked.
You have no idea the kind of bodily contortions I had to do to access your neighbor's WIFI
Oh it's tea and biscuits for everyone. An possibly pink eye
I'm so excited you texted me but I'm way to high to process it
Wanna go on a picnic?
... by picnic I mean wanna sit on a blanket and drink with me?
Btw I puked in your glovebox
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