So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
Gonna get hammered and start online dating men in prison. But... only the ones who get out within two years.
Girl's gotta have her standards.
I wish i could convert my hornyness to productiveness. I would have written a fucking book by now.
please remember that your boobs are bigger than your sisters. when you borrow her shirts they stretch and then shes left flapping in the breeze. dont borrow her clothes anymore. love dad.
he literaly had industrial grade plastic underneth his blankets
The guys had to come into the bar bathroom and pep talk us all off the floor
remember that guy i blew in a bathroom in barcelona, i just blew him again in rome. lightning does strike twice.
I told him I had AIDS after he bit me. His dad cried. I think I just ruined the little guy's 3rd birthday, but he had in coming.
I'm going to die alone in my chair and get eaten by my cat. That kind of break up.
Trustme, don't ever look up when you're giving road head. It's awkward.
I need to have sex. It's becoming like a matter of public safety.
I need to start a penis folder so I stop "accidentally" showing people my junk. On a side note- St. Pattys penis was a hit, four leaf clover and all.
I don't even think NICOLE made a fool of herself last night...
your aware she lit herself on fire, right?
WHY CANT I FIND JUST A NORMAL DISNEY LOVING MAN TO PAINT WITH ALL THE COLORS OF THE WIND WITH!!
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