Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
I am at the gas station and there is a whole amish family here I'm not sure why the amish need gas but I think its worth investigating
enterprise is going to pick me up, im too high for this
Literally 6000 elephants in my backyard.
scratch lunch, i just found about 7 more dicks drawn on my back
Not cool at all. Last night I organized my condoms by expiration date. I need to get laid.
And then out of the blue she sent me a youtube video mashup of cats puking to techno music
I just realised I've never been sober in my apartment
It's just like riding a bike. Only it's a dude's face.
I've reached too hung over to move status will you bring me something to drink?
I moved out 2 weeks ago remember?
Can you ship it to me then?
YOU STOLE THE WEDDING CAKE?!?!
Only one tier
Tastes like cardboard anyway
When you get to his house tomorrow, follow your instincts. Find the cat first.
You both sound like you need to get shit faced, fight it out, and have makeup sex.
It's not too terrible. You just got a little naked and broke your arm.
You should really look at your snapstory. It has us screaming " MANSION DICK! SUCK IT! FUCK IT!" By the way im currently in a mansion and need you to pick me up
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