I assumed she put out when I heard her friend call her "dickbutt"
her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
my summer class's final was canceled bc it interfered with the world cup. he is giving us all A's on it. I love europe
His car is carseat is compatible. I checked while we were banging in the back seat...
He used my blackberry to make a voice recording of me orgasming, then set it as my ringtone while I was sleeping. I discovered this during a staff meeting this morning.
remind me to get a blood sugar test this week. I'm pretty sure I'm a mojito away from diabetes.
This is your typical drubkba Amy test. Shout out to jisus for auto correct
It's annoying. I only date people who are 6 foot 3, drug dealers, or 2 years older than me.
I usually just read books and meditate to an aquatic soundtrack of sea walrus's mating. But ill choose coors light instead
you crashed our wine night double date and sat on the floor eating cheese talking about how big his dick is.
He licked my mouth. I felt like I was making out with my dog.
Watching the blind side bc I need a good cry to make sure I'm still human after this weekend's questionable life choices
I promise not to pretend to be Jesus and take the wheel. But to my credit you shouldn't be saying that while I'm that drunk and we are in a car.
My cousin was arrested on a class b felony for selling meth out of the back door of McDonald's where he worked. Apparently it was the extra special sauce.
It was a career choice to be sure... Mistakes were made.
I have been adopted by a clan of drunken skinny dipping tourists.
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