I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
My girlfriend figured out who you are.
I'm so high I just tried to eat a hair tie thinking it was one of my pretzels.
just saw an advertisement for the rock in the tooth fairy...can you say rock bottom?
just had an encounter with drunk people from out of state at dairy queen. they wanted to stay till march to see the high school play.
She tied me up with her honor cords...
She started crying. I don't think she's gotten head from a sax player before.
I'm gonna go out in a limb and say living out middle school fantasies is never a good idea
Some kids in a school bus just saw me jacking off in my car. This is how 89% of children find out about sex.
It's a drunk scavenger hunt.
Everything on the list counts for double points if done naked.
So while you were living in this woman's apartment, you acquired a room mate, fucked her daughter, and killed her bunny. Worst sitter ever
there’s plenty of nice guys out there with good jobs and NO felonies!
If you keep giving me that glorious dick ill bake you some cookies
Wtf can everyone stop fucking in my grandma's bed? This is like the third time
I guess I'm famous. Hot lesbian was WARNED about me. Still hooked up with her.
I'll pay you to teach me.
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