he just quoted gucci mane to try and get me to give him head.
Dude you can sell sperm for 100 to 250 bucks a time. And the best part is there will be kids all over the world that will have me as a daddy. It's like I'm jerking off my way into ruling the world
this is never going to happen for me, I think he thinks I'm crazy
well you did scream "PLEASE! I'LL S YOUR D IN FRONT OF EVERYONE"
you have a cum towel under your bed, you're the definition of single
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Ever since I told them the story of the sex in the canoe scandal its like I am in season
do you remember yelling at the waitress that you were a power bottom?
Let me be the 15% helpful, 85% useless as shit angel on your shoulder.
He was running late for work this morning, so I helped him out by finding a matching pair of black socks. And I hated it. So I'm currently drinking and reminding myself of the reasons I will never get married.
I need to pay that drinking in public ticket, but I also really want to get a spray tan next week... so priorities.
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Ah well. Drinking wouldn't be drinking without mystery bruises
Agreed.
I've never been this drunk around this many toddlers
It makes me feel all patriotic & free... And borderline diabetic.
WHAT KIND OF DEALER ONLY WORKS FRI-SUN???
Ours, apparently.
I had just gotten to his place and was about to get some dick. No way was I gonna let her negative attitude affect my orgasm feng shui
Saw a sign that said the chorus of never gonna give you up was enough time to wash your hands. Coronavirus has Rick rolled me.
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