Just wanted to let you know that if you need my services as a male dancer for his birthday, let me kno so I can clear my schedule
found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
Dude?? where did you go after Wildcats last night? Last I heard you went off with one of the girls we danced with?
Negative - This is his GF, Bobby is in Jail for a DUI. Thanks for the info.
last night this guy was hitting on me by showing me the famous people he had in his contacts on his cell... when he asked me if i knew lindsay lohan, i said "whose that? sounds asian"
Never underestimate the healing power of vomiting and a bath.
Dude, I swear her tits are going to give me a concusion.
You gave the cab driver your pants as collateral while you ran in the house for money.
You told me you loved me after I brushed your teeth with my index finger.
At what point does "I'm too high to deal with you right now" stop being rude?
I knew it would get worse when I said I think your roommate is watching and he looked over at him and said ... So?
And my only real exposure to Russian culture is you and Internet porn.
I'm so high that I'm intently watching my neighbor move his car back and forth in order to put his motorcycle in the garage, and getting irritated that it seems so complicated.
I need to get all the one night tinders in my system before I move back in with my parents
I've given up on the male species, I'm just going to be a lonely whore for the rest of my life.
Our livers get a hall pass for 2020, right?
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