He like poked it twice with the tip of his tongue then left it alone. I'm sad.
She is a fish and this place is a barrel. I can play this game.
i think of them as a grilled chicken salad and a fried chicken biscuit. obviously Amy is better for me, but when i'm eating her all i can think about is how much better the blonde must taste.
What?? I'm covered in blood at the hospital, I atleast deserve a pic of someones boobs
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I truly believe that the solid foundation of any healthy relationship is a drunken one night stand so I can just get all the nasty shit out on the table
Going home with an argentinian named sulvio. Ill let you know how it goes.
I woke up to a head of lettuce on my nightstand, someones Honda abandoned in my yard, the cat partially shaved, and a empty bottle of sailor hanging by a scarf from the rafters. Oh, and 26 people apparently came though and rubbed my back in the process of the night. Happy 23rd to me!
Your boobs are like a big quesadilla marker
I rigged together two of my vibrators for more power... I've created a monster.
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An don't say it's "personal preference" cause I don't buy it. I just want to have normal cool guy balls. I don't want to be the dude that's still rocking the equivalent of the "mid 90's bowl cut" of scrotum haircuts.
I'm really tired of this guy walking his chicken in my neighborhood.
I fuckin love you!
I would reciprocate the feeling if i knew who this was.
Its official, kitchen-couch is my favorite.
You passed out again didn't you?
its likely that this occurred.
Gameplan: If the cops show up, find a potted plant to hide behind... It's worked before!
His idea of hot sex is sticking his finger in my dark star while doing me Missionary style. You can tell he's from the Bible Belt.
Does he smell like BBQ?
Inside and out.
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