yeah well you didnt even puke from the alcohol. we cut you off and went to huck finn's and told you that the "irish cream" coffee creamers had baileys in it, so you shot down like eight of them and puked all over the floor. it was great. we cheered you on and everything
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
Tonight I think I'm going to go out with a french braid so I don't wake up with puke hair. Thoughts?
And your mom thought you weren't even thinking about your future... she would be proud
Walk of shame... his parents made me go to church with them first. in my club top sweat pants and slippers. i just slapped god in the face
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He ran five blocks just to watch me and my best friend make out. I think he's a keeper.
siamese drinking twins saturday is a go ... bring duct tape.
I know it's not technically the "Mile High Club" but we def need a name for the airport bathroom. Cuz that just happened.
nope. It turned out i wasnt the drunkest person asleep in tacobell parking lot.
You know you have crossed to the dark side of marriage when a nap is more important than jacking off
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WHAT THE FUCK JASON, WHY IS THERE A FREE BLOW JOBS BY LISA SIGN IN MY FRONT LAWN WITH MY PHONE NUMBER ON IT?! PEOPLE ARE PULLING INTO MY DRIVEWAY!
I was wearing the shirt my little sister got for her birthday when the condom broke. I finally have it back to her and told her it was bad luck
Tell them to carpool to pride, have a 3way, and if one says 'no thanks' just tell em it's not gay if it happened in a 3way!
I have a theory that years from now they will be with women who despise me because of what I trained their husbands to like.
you never un-have a 4some
I peed on his bed and he still likes me. #keeper
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