he was fingering me to the beat of a lady gaga song. new high? new low? i don know, but i came, so whatever.
So today I found out that our school is known as the herpes school
road dome is illegal, just asked in driving school.
No, he's fine. He only wanted to know why there were traffic pylons in the living room and how the peanut butter got on the ceiling.
I mean besides the fact someone got stabbed, I still had a pretty good night.
In his defense he just bought a bong like a week ago so he's still in that honeymoon phase.
Okay I can't even be mad, I'm in mid-plot to hook up with Michael Phelp's third cousin.
It's cool, I power napped on the dryer while they were fucking in the bathroom so I'm good to go now. Where are you?
Whiskey dick has taught us to be smart with our time.
Why do you hate her?
She's dating the best penis that has ever entered my vagina.....
I'm a bit broke right now... Would it be OK if I pay you in champagne and Xanax?
I also just stashed a half dozen bobby pins in my bra.... So when you take it off later, consider yourself warned
I just accidentally deep throated a popsicle in front of my parents
Saw my drug dealer at Easter mass with his family so that was weird
I found a 9 minute video on my phone of you singing into an eggplant.
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