You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
Last night was so much fun. i kept trying to lick everyone
Can you please check on Jay? He just called and left a Backstreet Boys song on my voicemail. Either it's 1998, or someone needs to go back to rehab.
girls mom is dying from cancer and she msgs me for a booty call. I guess people cope with their situations differently.
No. one of us needs a degree and I am already the alcoholic friend. I can't do everything
no seriously, she's legit pissed i'm late to lunch because i was watching full house. there's obviously no future here.
Just came during my obgyn appt. I need to get laid.
I wore a firefighters hat and drank beer all night. They had to drive me home after breaking the beer pong table, they told me I was welcome back tonight though...
He's asking if he can send a dick pic. How do I politely decline that?
I just saw an easily 300lb shirtless man on a Vespa. My day has been simultaneously made and ruined.
Getting stoned and sitting front row in a legal class.. Not my best idea
Fucked her on the patio while some dude drove by on a mower. He waved. Twice.
And thanks! There are perks to polyamory. And birthday orgies are one of them
I refuse to be socially acceptable any longer than what is needed to pick up chinese food.
Like I'll lick your nuts to make you feel better if you don't get it
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