I'm pouring my heart out in these texts and you're going around showing everyone???
1. Call me if you need ANYTHING. 2. If you get tag teamed, I want details.
Sometimes I wish there were a little bird hiding that would periodically go, "creep-per."
I wrote a list of all my homework due in the next few weeks. I feel I've done enough for tonight.
Im so hungover that my 6 year old cousine made me aspirine and coffee out of playdoh...
knew it was a bad idea. the look she gave me when i left her roommates bedroom in the morning really illustrated that.
i probably shouldve stopped when i uncurled the curly straw in my cocktail because it was slowing me down
I'm pricing out a roll of that wax butcher paper. We fuck too messy and I can't afford to wash them every afternoon.
I can't imagine anything that has a removal ass flap as being sexy
I'm eating cereal out of a cocktail shaker. That kind of blizzard.
Not a problem, sailor. I speak both autocorrect and typo.
I have jury duty tomorrow
I almost deep fried my finger today and yet I think you are worse off than I am.
help. there is a guy in a bunny costume.
we bonded over knowing every word to freaky gurl by gucci mane so it’s kinda starting to make sense why I gave him head in his cul de sac
I'm at home 4 xanax deep watching She's all that.. no I don't want to go out. The couch is eating me.
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