summer is not the time to consider going full bush.
If it makes you feel better, you're better at taking it in than ass than she is...
Well...yeah actually, that does make me feel better
Mid thrust he tells me that we have bio together
we are currently watching a singalong porn...just thought you should know
in the event i get tipsy, my nipples are your responsibility
you missed kickoff and the first round of bodyshots. I suggest you get here now.
i now officially have to be stoned in order to look like my passport when i go to a different country
My god this is going to ruin whatever Vegas left of our souls...
She kept telling people I wrecked her brain. That high.
I'd return your shirt, but it got all wet from lying on the bathroom floor while I was in the shower with Justin's roommate...
Keep it.
Kinda forgot to grab tampons. Mind if I run to my house to get one? I'd rather not turn my green skinny jeans Christmas colors
Don't worry, I'm taking the best gay radar in the World, my sister's boobs. All guy who is not looking at them, it's fair play for us.
I was going to text you that earlier, but I felt like before 10 was probably to early to bring up boners
You were laying next to me in bed at 4:30 a.m. I asked if you were drunk and you said you weren't drunk you were buzzed like a bumblebee. Then kept rambling on about having to call out of work.
I'm going to tell you something and I want no judgement because it's america day and I'm wearing an American flag bathing suit but...I woke up in a yard.
Randomize
