You dirty dirty liar I like the way you twitter
i gained so much weight this year, i put on my string bikini underwear and couldnt see the string anymore! i hate my life.
My dora the explorer band aid does not cover up the shame i feel right now
The fact that I woke up with my panties on the counter and a piece of pizza stuck in my sheets is what scares me.
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Shotgunned a beer while taking a bath.
Times like this, when you talk openly about Tinkerbell being your spirit animal, are times when I'm allowed to question your sexuality.
Ok, gonna go sleep cuz my brain wants to be smart and not follow my pussy into the danger zone
Quick question: how do I take a nice picture of my ass? I'm asking you because I figure with an ass like yours you're probably experienced.
I've drank literally 19 beers and am still good. Utah is worthless
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I thought I was heading girls talk. It was the toilet. Like put my ear to it
He's drinking on a hospital bracelet, the fuck's your excuse?
Take off your clothes and see if he wants to have sex, that's a good way to find out
Funny you say that, I just sold my stripper pole to my mom tonight...
Is it appropriate to be taking shots at 11 on sunday?
Absolutely same thing as church only different
Just letting you know that while you peed your pants in that guys jeep, The orgasm I had made my hair fall out... Good morning.
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