it wasn't lemon gatorade
We learned a valuable lesson from last night. You can, in fact, order bacon on a Big Mac.
sorry about calling you the devil all night.
shes perfect for him. shes never seen a penis so she has nothing to compare his to.
So I've been to the library twice so far. Both times were for the atm, and once I was stoned. Junior year is going great.
Romer got arrested for getting in a bar fight with a bus boy because he was trying to steal a keg, had it all the way to the car
I wish we could skip the pretense of being normal and just start drinking wine with breakfast
does the cute hipster in the kitchen belong to you?
if not i want to bang those glasses off his face
If God invented something better than rough, drunken, lesbian sex he kept that shit to himself.
You know you went through something intense when you actuallu applaud yourself for not shitting your pants
I made him watch the first 5 episodes of Game of Thrones before I decided to sleep with him.
I'll be honest, this year's Vegas trip will be nothing short of disappointing if there's no repeat of the angry ménage a trios in a closet.
I continue to impress myself. Also I'm probably pregnant
Ugh. I need to go to the store, but I'm too lazy. Whatever shall I do? That girls still passed out. I should steal her car
When do you think the murder is going to happen in this Lifetime movie of ours?
Randomize
