Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
dude, i look like john mccains neck right now
is it wrong that I prefer my women with low self esteem and a smidgen of an eating disorder?
would you object to me following you around all the time with a video camera and selling it to TV? Your life could make me millions.
2 bagels in my tummy and my herpes on my mind
It was great. Even bought me breakfast in the AM
From?
Well, he didn't exactly take me out, but left a $20 on the table...
Some random slut told me I was a good dancer then gave me a handjob. I felt like fucking John Travolta.
i wrote down the address for planned parenthood on the back of the receipt for the condom that broke
It's been hot as balls outside. It's like getting tea bagged by the Sun.
We were in the middle of fucking and she was just like "Do ya wanna play Harry Potter Scene It?" I musta been really bad lol Anyways, her tattoo healed nicely.
Walgreens has pop rocks. Be prepared to get your dick sucked.
You're like my little fucked up version of the groundhog seeing its shadow, only it's boobs and warm weather.
If there was a gecko involved in your BDSM I'm gonna have to request that not happen when we live together ;)
Your english degree would kill itself if it could read that text.
maybe a couloe typos.. noooooooooo big deal
Seriously if we go to rome ur fucking me into the sunset on a wrought iron balcony overlooking Vatican City
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