This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
pshh wine cellars. now if he has a tequila cellar whole different story
so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
There's an old bald Japanese dude on the metra next to me. He's drinking MGD on a crowded train, and rocking out way too hard to what may be the same Dallas Green song I'm listening to. Life is sweet.
I'm at Lowes and I'm constantly looking for things to vomit in, just in case
I know, but I was really high and I felt like a failure dragon because I could only blow smoke, no fire.
Just got done fucking the squirter chick. She came when we were in a 69. I now know what it's like to be water boarded.
I offered to buy ihop waffles for all the homeless people outside the metro. It was time to go to bed.
Happiness is the polar opposite of catching your dad watching holiday themed porn
My liver hurts and I just woke up from my first sleep in two days
Sounds like the perfect vacation
Do pleather leggings scream im easy on a first date?
He's talking about me being Slave Princess Leia and how he'll chain me up. I don't have the heart to point out that he would be Jabba in that scenario...Is it bad that his lack of SW knowledge is destroying my lady boner?
You know you hit Mardi Grad bottom when you come to in someone's kitchen on the floor and you are eating gumbo out of a Mixing bowl with a ladle......yeah rock fucking bottom
I can't believe I watched you put a tampon in in the parking garage
I love you as a roommate, but you GOTTA start using the door dude..
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