I don't know what you were told but i for sure didn't sleep with any one but steve's couch.
i barfeds in our rink
apparently, it's not a good idea to make jokes about sending newborns through airport security xrays. the moms dont see the humor.
But why'd she put it on the conveyor then?
i said send nudes i get bra and panties. thats not what i fucking asked for.
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I think I deserve the nobel peace prize for discovering that one should smoke before drinking instead of drinking before smoking.
Double fisting Gray Goose bottles. We've officially ruined her.
Peed on my phone. Dried it out in oven. Technology is both a plus and a minus.
Yeah thats cool. We can play the alphabet game while doing bumps of coke in the back of his volswagon
You have my approval. I will dance and throw skittles at your funeral.
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Totally uneven. One tiny pussy lip that almost didn't exist and one giant lip that unfurled liked 5 different times half way down her leg and could have been used to hoist the mainsail on a pirate ship.
He won a jackpot and invited his ex girlfriend over to have sex on 5grand
Started crying to "that's the way it is" by celine. What the fuck uterus?!
Can I drink yet?
It's Monday morning.
Your point?
it wasnt that bad
you tried to climb into my fireplace while screaming TO DIAGON ALLEY! we didnt even watch harry potter. it was bad
I swear if you help me with this I will eat you out and buy you all the Taco Bell you want.
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