its preseason football. its like non alcoholic beer. who gives a fuck
No, my body just knows its the weekend and wants to rage. Very different from alcoholism
Just abandoned him for a bowl of soup and the living room floor...hope the window replacement guys don't get a show..I miss you!
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
As she was leaving she said "You have an awesome penis, I hope to use it again soon" I need that on a business card to hand out at the bar
I have a high opinion of you, you smash bitches. Respect.
God this is like a meg Ryan movie without the restaurant orgasms
I just gave him road head. He came in the Taco Bell drive thru which seems pretty typical for my life.
Had an orgasm and got a charley horse at the same time. It was a multi-purpose scream.
How do you explain to your kids that you met their mother well you were giving her a gynecological exam??
This guy knew what he was doing. Most guys can't find the spot even if it shot off a flare and played a kazoo.
Everyone got an underage but her
How'd she get out of it?!
She hid in the FUCKING DRYER
I love you even if you are fucked up. If you fall, i'll just get on top of you.
WAIT YOU’VE NEVER BEEN TO COSTCO???
COSTCO IS MAGICAL
I can’t believe you two made a group text to scream at me about Costco.
I sent him nudes while he is at work because I am an evil human being.
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