I want to be a jewelry store heckler. "Hey man, is she really worth it"
Ah why did you tell everyone you dragged your sac across my face!
i am YELPING strip clubs. This is interesting.
It's not like I'm never gonna put out again. I'm a sure thing. I promise.
Maybe you should start carrying pepper spray. You are like the Justin Bieber of lesbians.
The cab driver is now flexing at a red light...
You've never even broken a bone. You singlehandedly disprove natural selection
All you have to do is speak. Your voice reverberates strait to my vagina.
Strip Simon Says: DO IT
I just want to sit in my tub, drugged out of my mind, and watch the green lantern cartoon while the world as we know it ceases to exist outside my bathroom door, Okay? Is that REALLY too much to ask?
I have tasted many bathrooms
Sorry, I didn't know he was with you. The ongoing collapse of Trump has me horny as hell.
I'm sorry but it's something you and your A cups wouldn't understand.
Sorry I threw up all over your Lyft.
It's ok I woke up next to a dumpster.
I refuse to shit my pants for anyone except Cher and Christina Aguilera!
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