i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
She showed me her prom dress from 2001, which still had her date's cum stain on it.
Oh, so that's why you call her jizzarella....
it was frightening. in my opinion the only thing that should resemble a vagina is a vagina.
I listened to the last 10 minutes of that 20 minute voicemail, it's solid gold. At one point he literally suggests we buy tasers and go around shooting people.
im so poor im using the bottom of my laptop to heat my food.
Best thing law school has taught me: how to use logic to turn a girls "no I will not have sex with you" into "well I might as well get laid"
No kidding. I just keep looking at that 'under 21 until 11/21/2011' on my id and whispering "soon enough"
No. My vagina is not the scapegoat for your poor decisions.
Her boyfriend caught us fucking and said "cool you're cheating too" and left.
You live a charmed life.
So we became Pizza Strippers- we stripped and asked for slices of pizza in return.
I actually had to apologize for "being too aggressive about harry potter"
I hope you get eaten by satanic starfish.
She was from Wisconsin, she had great boobs... I mean... It's a dairy state....
Hey man, when I left for work she was laying on the couch naked cuddling your keurig, can you clean that mess up?
Put a Santa hat on my junk. He's wants to be festive too.
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