oh god the rape fog is back!
after drinking 6 jumbo margaritas he then proceeded to tell the entire restaurant that he was going to "bust a load in me" when we got home....how do you think the rest of my night went?
i think im the only person who makes thank you cards for their drug dealer
Watching tv. She's giving me head and she hates it when I watch her.
I can't wet the bed. That was the old me. I'm grown
Oh my god
did the fire alarm go off at the party last night I kind of remember a fire alarm noise
omg omg i ripped it out of the ceiling omg
Some old bald man is a 100,000 dollar Audi sports car just revved his engine at me and held out his phone at me trying to get my number. I hate the valley.
So do you know how we found out he was engaged?
An Amber Alert?
I'm glad your nude photos turned out "classy" but you cannot hang them in the living room.
Yup, found the vomit in the side compartment. My bad.
Baked goods and tits. Hard to go wrong there.
all i want is a guy to go down on me while i eat peanutbutter from a jar
Just almost drowned myself in the shower again. I need an adult.
Thanks for being my best friend so I can use you as an alibi to my family while I'm out getting some dick in my face.
Just made a secret hand shake with my sisters cat. Boredom at its finest.
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