so howd the 'mom i only play with condoms' conversation go?
you dont publicly announce someones alcholism over facebook. you dont out someone like that.
Mid thrust he tells me that we have bio together
I'm cheering for the colts this year. I basically have to since my fake says i'm from indianapolis
Its mothers day and I have choke marks around my neck. Thanks for that.
He wants to make love to me in a sea of paint and wash my tears away with the brushes surrounding us..I've known him for 2 days.
Our sex has gotten so much better since we broke up.
He's a cat fanatic .. That was not in the fine print when we started fucking
You did that scary laugh you always do when you're blacking out except she's never heard it before and though you were choking and screamed at all of us when we didn't call an ambulance
I just set a reminder on my phone to get star spangled hammered this weekend.
Next time I try to break into the police station drunk, please stop me.
Also I feel I should tell you last night when I came home I fell into my laundry hamper and woke up in a pile of my clothes
I'm pretty sure I just smoked a chunk of cat food. Thought it was something else. No reply needed.
You just sent me an audio message of you peeing. That’s true love right there.
if being 21 means slamming 99 cent margaritas at 3:00 in the afternoon on a Tuesday then call me Peter Pan IM NEVER GROWING UP
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