He saved me in his phone as Easy Jen. Should I be offended?
I wouldn't worry about it. He has me as "Sex Puppet."
i just broke my key off in the door of my house because the engine wasnt starting
Ate lunch. Still drunk. Keep forgetting I'm in Texas but then I look around at the people and remember.
just heard a tri-delta girl talking about her drunken escapades last weekend...it's like the exact plotline to a hardcore porno.
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I just got hard thinking about a crunch wrap. Im done
I just realized there's an entire generation of children that will never know Alex Trebek had a mustache... Sad.
I'm pretty sure blacking out is a coping mechanism.
Annabeth just got on the bar and slurred something about how she was worried that when she started dating you your penis wouldnt fit. You are one lucky bastard my friend.
Looks like breakfast in bed is out the window. She can't get up because I "fucked her into paralysis." My stomach is not happy with my dick right now
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We will. we just need a little inspiration.... in smoke form.
Weirdest sensation ever: having your penis fall asleep. It was like tiny hulk hogan was choking it out
Do you have any pics of the gummy penis incident?
Never let your siblings swipe right.
The reason why I poison my organs is so that you guys can't sell them.
The career specialist read an Onion article to us. Please send help.
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