do u usually make out with people before telling them your name???
I wish Facebook had filters like: Ivy League school, frat boy, straight, extremely wealthy, great in bed.. I would check all of them
i don't remember it, but i know we had sex because my stuffed animals were facing the wall
i dont think the girl sending me nudes is qualified to pass judgement on me
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In retrospect, getting to second base BEFORE anal wouldve been a good idea
My dinner last night was 3000 calories of beer. Slept kneeling on the floor w/ my head on a couch
i may have reached my "but im high so it's cool" quota for the month.
Hey just to warn you theres a really fat guy passed out in front of our front door snoring. Don't touch him, he's in god's hands now.
We fed your dog hot wings then gave it some Bud light to drink. You're right. Dogs are fun.
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I think I'm getting sponsored by the Mexican Drug Cartel for the start of my poker career. It was an interesting night at the bar. One word, Vegas.
I wouldn't marry anyone who wouldn't symbolically fuck a doughnut with a sausage though.
What happened to no more shots?
It went out the window just like my dreams
Question: When you have the names of 4 guys tattoo'd on you, how do you make the 5th one real special?
YOUUUU FUCKING FURRYYYY
I DIDN'T COME HERE TO BE SLANDERED LIKE THIS
wait. i have to tell u something. and it has nothing to do with dildos or spiders
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