school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
Omg. Get me out of here. Someone is playing michelle branch.
I told her I was horny and she said to forget it because she has vagina drama.
WHAT IN THE HELL IS VAGINA DRAMA?!
well, it ended with me crying outside the strip club saying i don't want to be 21 anymoree. i'd say it was a great 21st birthday.
Whatever. I'm saving myself for my wedding night or a night with enough patron.
Chalk up having sex in a car wash.
i feel like i am carryihg a baby. a baby made of alcohol.
just woke up under a car ? That's odd
Holy fucking shit
WAIT BUT IM WEARING A BACKPACK THAT MAGICALLY HAS 30 BEERS IN IT
I dunno. We kind of want to have a hippie communing with nature type break. But because we're such alcoholics I feel like we'll just be wasted the whole time in addition to hugging trees and shit
You told your mom that it was your second day sober. I think she believed it until you jumped off the balcony
And I was like "take off the damn flower crown, we're about to have sex not post an indie picture on tumblr"
why not an indie porn pic then
Its honestly only a matter of time before I punch him in the face... I'll try to control myself until you guys break up
Dude he took a shit in the lake and it just floated around and lingered near our boat for 2 hours. I fucking hate that kid
so is it socially acceptable to send her an "i got my man back you whore" card?
I am in the parking lot of CVS in Auburn. I think a truck full of Plan B and regret just arrived.
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