I thought pig tail meant you were suppose to grab on to it when getting BJ
2 am we went back to his house. his mom handed us beers and cooked us pancakes. the next morning his dad had washed my car. i lied. living at home after college definitely does not suck.
Today's lesson: while in the shower, one should choose between either drinking OR shaving. Not both.
i like him when i'm sober AND when i'm drunk.i've been searching for this my whole life
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
On the brightside though, I found the motivation to clean my shower, it was right underneath my need to masturbate in said shower.
I pulled an all nighter. So hoped up on coffee and aderall. Pretty sure you could take my pulse through a snow jacket...
first reaction to dying the pubes purple - awesome. Reaction after I explain the process - not awesome. Hypothesis? when girls find out you know to bleach and dye your hair, they're turned off.
Like her Facebook page isn't even hers. It belongs to her tits. It's Titsbook
Why did I puke in my shower caddy last night
rollerskate sex sounded like a good idea...
I need a priest, doctor, and therapist after this weekend.
You came walking in the backyard at 10am, in cowboy boots, a new shirt, and had no money,....we lost you for 15 hours....i think you just need a camera crew, or an assistant. IMPRESSED!
We compared her boobs to bacon. I'm probably going to have to justify that.
What's an appropriate outfit for wearing to hangout with a girl you've talked to once, and had a 4way with?
I was so close to going to get my nipples pierced with my mom today
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