My scrabble letters just formed failure. Thanks God.
You are forgiven. I sent you a picture of a pumpkin man as a gesture of reconciliation.
Can we dedicate this weekends marathon sexcapades to all the haters?
What time did you start drinking?
Maybe.
Maybe isn't a time...
The last thing I remember is sitting in a chair and him hand feeding me bell peppers
I concluded last night that you have no tear ducts, heart, or sense of any feeling.
i am willing to donate my body to this science experiment when it means free blowjobs
I'm in the middle no shirt white shorts humping the white dustbuster next to the guy shooting off the tazer infront of the two guys humping on the bicycle
I love you, but it's "shark week" I'll make it up to you with naked breakfast.
Bro if you were a bird I would puke in your mouth right now
The worst part about being a grammar Nazi is all the porn I skip over because the titles are misspelled
He's not drinking on his 21st. Shooting vodka infused Nerf bullets at him would just make a mess and I don't want to be a creep and spike anything... I don't understand awkward boys
We will just distract him with tacos and porn.
I'm being hhit on by creepy guys please come one bought me a penis hat balloon animal save meeeee
Ugh. All the good hoes are in their third trimester.
Randomize
