you just used "cock block" and "youth group" in the same sentence. somethings wrong with you.
And the cops told us we were all naked.
He busted his lip while trying to keep from passing out in the pool. The hotel people don't seem to be too concerned that we're passing around a bottle of SoCo at 11 am.
Absolute soulmates or functional alcoholics?
Can't be the first without the last
i love you man. i hope we fuck some serious shit up this summer.
Way too stoned bro. Was laying down on my back and thought for a good 30 mins what it would be like to be a turtle stuck on its shell
Somehow he made it really romantic
He came on your tits... That doesn't scream romance to me.
Well she started to strip and when she slung her hair at me, she painted my face with sweat. A LOT OF SWEAT. It was a weird boner.
did you just send me my own nude
Just don't let me get too drunk. At one point I pulled out my dick and pissed at that party. Like on the wall.
It has now been 10 days since we last saw Sebastians penis
Ugh... The hoe gods giveth and the hoe gods taketh away.
And then he served me a piece of a brownie on his dick. It tasted amazing. Such a good night!
Yah. Then he started clapping my boobs together in his hands and started shouting "the seas are angry!"
I just folded my laundry and I washed 3 pairs of underwear and 6 jizz towels. Clearly I'm quarantining right.
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