Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
Don't get me started, it sucks when the one thing you have in common with a girl is not wanting penis inside you.
no sex. but he left me weed, so almost as good.
i think the date started going downhill when i mentioned how many therapists i have
oh my god i just remembered the cat blow jobs.
Sharon took in a random bleeding stranger drunker than her, named her Nicole, and is feeding her jello shots on the toilet
We were laying in the basement dry humping to the rhythm of the washing machine
Please tell me why there is some girl tied to our toilet?
It's sad that your definition of adulthood entails banging your boss after getting hammered at happy hour, and putting the tab on the company credit card.
My drunken abilities have only improved since college....I can navigate the streets of chicago like no ones business, do push-ups to hail a taxi and instantly become an mma fighter after 3 shots of hennessy
She almost killed me. The shot she handed me had tacks in it. Wtf?!
What if everything solid was made of oreos and everything liquid was wine
I just got chills
I'M SO LONELY THAT I TEXTED THE FRESHMAN
I woke up at 4 am to a guy curled up in the fetal position sobbing in our front yard. Oh college.
He also has scotch. LOTS AND LOTS of scotch. I think you'd like him!
That is always a wonderful personality trait!
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